Me: I regret the Pringles.
Mom: Well, they're low fat.
Me: ...Not when you eat half a can.
life decisions, organized religion, and growing up...
No matter how I word it people act like I’m a failure when I say that a small Christian school wasn’t for me. Like I’m not living up to my potential. You know what? I did my best and did fine in my classes; hell, I made the freaking honor roll, but I was sleepwalking through life. I’m honestly so much happier now than I’ve been in a long time. I have the greatest...
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where...– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (via wouldntkilladragon)
wombatfractal: I took the drums and guitar off...
Writing out the conversations I'm having with...
There’s no way I can fall asleep laying on my back. Sleeping on my stomach is detrimental to my health though.. Ribs hurt laying on side. Okay, we’ll try pillow under knees. Pretty sure that’s what my anatomy teacher said to do. Or was it dad? Why isn’t Departure by Mae like, 15 minutes long? Wonder if I can convince the ‘rents to stop at a Rocky Rococo’s on the...
Hey motels, you know what I like about staying in you? 1. Complimentary breakfasts! 2. The fact that I’m so far away from home that it requires renting a room for the night (I get antsy staying in one place for too long). 3. People watching in the lobby. 4. Pools and hot tubs (these are #1). 5. Occasionally saunas. I don’t enjoy the weird lightheaded feeling I get after being in...