Mom: ..So he starts jacking off at school- Me: WHAT! Mom: -I mean slacking,...– Never saying slacking off again.. Jacking off is the way to go.
Mother dear said I’m being too superficial when deciding that I’m not interested in a guy because he was cursed with an embarrassing name. Started with Herbert, which is funny since that’s one of our dogs names.. Came to this. Me: I mean, what about Phil? Would you date a Phil? Mom: Yes, I’ve dated a Phil. I’ve dated two of them actually! Me: You. Have. Not. Dad:...